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"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person... Give him a mask and he'll tell you the truth!"
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http://never-flower.tumblr.com
"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person... Give him a mask and he'll tell you the truth!"
They played former best friends in The Social Network. But if Jesse Eisenberg and Andrew Garfield had sex, whooo’s on top?
#andrew’s taller and unarguably more fit because he’s fucking spider-man for fuck’s sake so he might crush jesse if he were on top but AT THE SAME TIME he’s british and therefore a gentleman and very polite and earnest so he would offer to top and jesse being jesse eisenberg king of the quaint little hobbit men of cinema would politely attempt to accomodate him so i guess jesse’s place but andrew tops #justin timberlake watches on and provides backup music in the form of his jealous weeping
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Andy Sandberg as Mark Zuckerberg: F8 Keynote Introduction
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omg i can picture jkr just like sitting in a room with a bottle of vodka and the harry potter books sprawled on the floor. slurring out words she thinks go together.
“YES AND THE NEXT ONE SHALL BE HUFFLESNIDGET666”
“…..are….are you sure?” the internet would ask
“YES I AM GOD DAMN SURE”
“WRITE DOWN ELDERBERRYNYMPH69 WHILE YOU’RE AT IT”
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